“Apparently there is only One True b!X and we should stop worshipping false b!Xes.”
– Joss Whedon, 25 June 2006 (WHEDONesque)

“I beat up a couple of false b!Xes earlier.”
– Joss Whedon, 27 July 2007 (Comic-Con)

PIE SPOILERS!!! is a website wherein The One True b!X muses and pontificates upon television. See this WHEDONesque post for the origin of the phrase which this site shamelessly, and quite nonsensically, steals for its title.

The One True b!X is an eleven-year resident of the Portland of Oregon and a devout agnostic who aspires to be an at least passable rationalist (for lack of a better term). If events were pictures and emotions were sounds, his memories would play as silent movies.

From late 2002 through late 2005, he published the critically-acclaimed Portland Communique, an experiment in reader-supported independent journalism whose departure is still lamented by some today.

In early 2006, he founded Can’t Stop the Serenity, an unprecedented annual global event consisting of locally-organized charity screenings of the Joss Whedon film Serenity to benefit Equality Now, which to date has raised more than $150,000.

In the Fall of 2007, he helped launch Fans4Writers, a grassroots effort to support the Writers Guild of America in its strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers.

Amongst the many DVDs on his resurrected Amazon wishlist are box sets of television shows he invites you to purchase for him. Just don’t buy any of them for yourself through that link, else it fools Amazon into removing it from his wishlist, and tricks him into awaiting a delivery which never will arrive.